Yesterday, when I read that Ron Paul was going to pull the plug on his presidential campaign, I was skeptical. Turns out I’m not alone:
True, Paul’s old website carries an obviously counterfeit message claiming Paul is ending his presidential campaign. But that site has clearly been hijacked by neocons and other dastardly demons determined to undermine libertarian unity, to confuse Paul’s 1,400 meet-up groups and to build that somehow subversive highway across Texas that could maybe undermine American sovereignty like a sinkhole and cause Canada to take over all 50 states (57, if you’re an Obama Democrat).
It’s clear that there are still dark forces moving abroad in the land and that they are yet determined to thwart the r3volution. Only the mighty Dr. No can save us.
So, keep those tinfoil hats polished and tuned up. Soon, the call will come and we must all be ready to play our parts in the final struggle to save America.
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