Last month, your mean-spirited and mendacious coverage of Sarah Palin energized conservatives and put the McCain-Palin ticket back in the race. We conservatives are deeply grateful for your assistance on that project, but we need your help one more time.
If you would be kind enough to attack Joe the Plumber, it would be very useful to the McCain campaign. We don’t need anything special, just the usual ad hominem attacks—-accuse him of being a Republican plant, dig into his personal life, that sort of thing.
Maybe you could claim he isn’t a real plumber, or dig into the public record for tax liens, or see if he has ever been to a Republican rally. It would also be helpful if you could smear his relatives and friends. Don’t forget to accuse Joe of racism.
So, thank you again for your partisan, dishonest attacks on Governor Palin, and I hope you will do the same to Joe. It will probably be enough to put McCain over the top. You and your moronic accomplices in the Lefty blogosphere have been a big help this year. Keep up the good work.